Thursday, July 23, 2009

I have Chiclephobia!

what is Chiclephobia?


Fear of chewing gum.

To the chiclephobe, gum is a menace that can easily nestle into any crevice, laying in wait for your guard to drop. When it decides to strike its sticky tendrils grasp tenaciously, hellbent on your destruction.
Actually, chiclephobia seems more focused on the fact that used chewing gum is really, really gross, a resilient vector of diseases carried in the mouth. So all it would take is a fall on any city street resulting in eye/gum contact for terminal eye gonorrhea to take hold. Gum's final insult would be forcing you to listen to the doctors speculating on the nature of the eye-****king that caused it.



this shocked me [below]

Famous Chilephobes:

Oprah Winfrey's chewing gum phobia stems from childhood trauma. Apparently her less-than-fastidious grandmother would store it in rows in the cabinet for safe keeping as well applying it directly to dinner plates during meals.

Oprah was so profoundly sickened by this that she has banned the chewing of gum in her studio. This was a compromise between her and the other producers, as she initially insisted that all studio audience members have their jawbone removed. Her audience remarkably showed 100 percent compliance with either initiative, patiently awaiting further edicts.



taken from the net.

Why do I have it?
For starters,someone chewed chewing gum and the gum stucked at my hair when I was 5/6 years old.
innocent indeed.
So I must chop off that part of my precious hair.
and I was very very annoyed.

anyway.since then I hate chewing/bubble gum..
It disgust me
By then I soon realized that I cannot live like this .


yesterday July 24,2009
I succeed in overcoming my fear .

congrats me!!!





tadaaaa....


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