The problem with guys

the problems with guys:

if you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
if you DON'T, he says you are PROUD.

if you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;
if you DON'T, he says you are from KAMPUNG.

if you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
if you keep QUIET, he says you have NO BRAINS.

if you are SMARTER than him, he'll LOSE FACE;
if he's SMARTER than you, he's GREAT.

if you DON'T LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you;
if you LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE you.

if you DON'T MAKE LOVE with him, he says you DON'T LOVE him;
if you DO, he says you are CHEAP.

if you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
if you DON'T, he says that you don't TRUST him.

if you SCOLD him, you are a NANNY to him;
if he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.

if you BREAK your PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED;
if he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

if you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;
if he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

if you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
if he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

if you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
if he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE & soooo hard to please!!!!

if you send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true...